Tuesday, September 27, 2005
Now, we shall have another lame joke given by rouying!!
*Applause please*
Thank you for the warm welcome, I think rouying would be very delighted by this warmest welcome..!!
Hmmm.. Maybe this can become a show or something. Ok, let's demo..
"Welcome to the first series of 'The Lamest Joke!' "
*Everybody shouts "Showtime!!" and applauds loudly*
"Thank you, and I shall be the host for today's programme, aren't you excited??"
*More applause (someone from the audience throws a rotten egg)*
"Ok, the Lamest Joke of today is..."
[Which is the most helpful cartoon character?]
a) Mickey Mouse b) Doraemon c) Hello Kitty
Please sms your answer to 9990 in the following format.
E.g. [name] space [i/c] space [your answer]
[Ashley] [S9990666A] [a]
It would be best, if you could explain why you chose that option!
*Prizes will be given out every week for correct answers with explanation.
[Terms And Conditions apply]
*Prizes are subjected to availability
"Please tune in to the next episode of "The Lamest Joke!" for the winner of this week and more Lame Jokes!!"
*Plays music --- End of show*
Unidentified 12:18 PM
Thursday, September 22, 2005
Ok.. Let's have a lame joke given by rouying..
One day,
Mickey Mouse was walking along the road when he met Doraemon.
Mickey Mouse said "Hi!" to Doraemon but Doraemon did not reply.
Then, Mickey Mouse continued walking and saw Hello Kitty.
Mickey Mouse, again, siad "Hi!" to Hello Kitty but Hello Kitty similarly did not reply.
Why?
[LiYing]'
P.S. Answer is found in this post itself...
Doraemon did not hear Mickey Mouse because it doesnt have ears .
Hello Kitty cannot reply Mickey Mouse because it doesnt have a mouth.
Unidentified 1:45 PM
Wednesday, September 21, 2005
hurhur. now i have become under rouying's "kongbu" list. HAHA *spasticated laughs* -.-'''
`limqing :))
Unidentified 6:30 AM
Tuesday, September 20, 2005
ARGH. Relooking at my latest post, I totally found it so stupid.. that I edited it. And about that Wu Tong teacher. Today was chi speech, so qr, sy, cindy and I went arrived at the room first. Yarhh. So, qianrui wanted to ask abt the aXis of truth thingy whether the teacher really acted in it. Then we were like don't dare to ask or wadever. But it was qr who was the most curious larhh. Coz she kept emphasizing that the teacher doesnt look like Wu Tong. Then after a lota peeps arrived le then we wanna tell jessica to ask larhh. Then jialer burst in and just shouted, "Lao shi!! Ni shi na ge Wu Tong har?" Woww!! thank you. you are our superheroine!! You saved qr's agony of wanting to ask but not daring to!! hahaX. Then he said yarhh and all that. And other classes also asked him abt it. So there was this class which was pretty like beating around the bush. They were asking sth like (dun really rmb), " Ehh.. Lao shi, ni zui jin mang mah?" Like asking him whether he was busy anot. Then he said yes. And they said "Really very busy?" Heyy. That was a 'pretty-good" method. But maybe we should have started with, "Lao shi, ni you mei you kan [Fa yi X dang an]?" Then start telling him all those crap that there's sb who looks really like him and he fell down the 'cliff', then dunno did he die anot.. And I bet he would give the diao-- face. And say, "Na ge ren jiu shi wo." Ehh heheh.. I boliao k.. haiz.
HAH! He said chen long helped him jumped down the 'cliff'.. No wonder the Wu Tong's nose suddenly looked bigger.. --> Meant to be a joke larhh..
[LiYing]'
Unidentified 2:33 PM
Friday, September 16, 2005
Ok.. Since limqing wants ppl to blog, I will. But nth in relative to co larhh.
First, I want to clarify sth. PURPLE is not a gay colour!! Purple rocks. PurpLe RocKs! PURPLE ROCKS!! My favourite colour is purple, and its totally a 'straight' colour.. And fyi, both my gmail's address contains the word, 'purple'. And moreover, Weijian's fc colour is PURPLE!! So, it's definitely NOT a gay colour. Darn. I'm posting rubbish. Ehh.. Delete this post if you like, coz it's crap mahh. Nobod ywill mind. Duhh. Obvious.. Tml is xiaozu and it starts half an hour earlier. So suay. And yes, half an hour is quite a lot. Then after that still have to go for the MAF celebraton in school.. I tot they say they are locking up the staircases thingy at 6pm mahh.. So if we end at 6pm and we are stuck up there, good luck. We can spend our weekends there and celebrate MAF together as xyz. So cool hor?? AHA! Then we can have camp and everything. Sec 1s can sleep on 4th floor. Sec 2s sleep on 3rd floor. Sec 3s sleep on 2nd floor. Heyy, so cool. Then there's so many 'rooms' for us to choose from. No, sleep in CO room better. Got aircon, BUT the floor's VERY slippery.
Speaking of the CO room floor. WHAT DID THEY PUT ON IT!!? Made me slip and fell. So funny larhh, they push me from behind them I grabbed Hanqing's windbreaker and then I fell down on a weird position. Ahh.. Then they must think I'm mad there laughing. But somehow I found it real funny.
Ok, finally this had some relation to CO. See, coz I talked abt CO room. And the cleaning up was fun. Coz I wasn't cleaning up. I was a part-time human doorstopper and a part-time slip-on-the-floor-and-laugh idiot. Ok. CRAP.
Anywayz, this makes the point that you should not delete this post if that's wad you've been thinking of once you started to read this.
And I wanna add too. 'The aXis of truth' is NICE!! My chi speech training teacher acted in it! Your know that xie lao shi?? He's the one who fell down the 'cliff' when he was chased by li jin mei. That Wu Tong larhh, Wu Sang's son. So pathetic right? Appear in not more than 5 episodes then die liao. The worse one is that jikopeh who was killed Wu Tong. 'Died' half-naked.
*~[LiYing]'
Unidentified 12:38 PM
Wednesday, September 14, 2005
today me ziwei pingguo and sheila were praccing lanhuahua. then we got chased away TWICE! wahh.it was sort of embarrassing too. lyk the first time we were praccing outside ziwei's classroom, this guy teacher came and asked us to prac somewhere else coz the sec 4s were having o levels. then we moved to outside the conference room. so i saw some teachers going in and i was lyk," oh, a meeting. scarcely they say we are too noisy ask us to go elsewhere again." but nothing happened, so we played smoothly... all the way to chu1 tao2. then ms chi came out and she was lyk," sorry, girls, but could you play somewhere else? it's not that we dont appreciate...." then lots of blabbery i din bother to listen to," but it's honestly a bit distracting." so we were lyk -.-''' and she seemed to think we were quite pissed, but i explained it was coz it's the second time we moved. haha. so we decided to go CO room, but it was locked. so we pracced outside the CO room. ha. at least no one came to chase us away, but it was VERY hot there. haha. but we had no where else to go, so we just stayed. during art i painted my wind chime purple. purple is a nice colour! but qitian seems to think otherwise. she says it's the international gay colour. this piece of fact... reliability= 1% so i was lyk o.O anw i still lyk purple. purple is nice! ^^ but my paint kept running out, so the shade was different every time, so i painted several coats instead of two. wahahas. then just now i used a paintbrush and applied glue, and i put glitter on! whee~ now it looks quite cute ^^ all i have to do is to spray the lacquer ^^ yayy! okies haf to go. byee~
`limqing :))
Unidentified 6:45 AM
Sunday, September 11, 2005
yesterday was MAF! it was quite fun, even though it deprived me of about 1 hour of sleep. wahahas. lame. okae. so i managed to reach there on time. it was such a longggggggggggggggggggggggggggg walk up the driveway. i met jingying, who apparently didnt noe how to go to the terraces -.-''' okae. shouldnt blame her. so when we were walking up halfway, hanqing called to ask jingying when she was reaching. so jingying looked at me. so i was lyk, i think we still have a long way to go. which was quite true :P and i FINALLY saw the rest! whee~ and pingguo of course! lalalas~ okies in case you dont noe, pingguo is actually me and szemin. in this case it's szemin of course; so we sat down and talked about bleach! yayy! hahas. then sharon and andrea came to mark attendance. then when they were done with it, someone wearing a T-shirt with some red colour picture walked from behind us, and sharon and andrea were lyk," who's that nyco person? never see before." and that person was actually a HCI guy! hahaha so funny!!!! :D then we went to MPH, and we were split into groups. i was separated from my pingguo! :( but luckily i still had huixian and zona in my group! yayy! first we played whacko. then at one point of time i kept calling this clement guy, and he was lyk, so bu4 shuang3, then he and that idiot willie wee teamed up against me -.-''' so i was lyk, okae, WHATEVER. next we played cherades. it wasnt very hard, but we often couldnt get the exact thing they wanted. haha. then there's that game we always play, the one where u tie up the whole team's hands and legs. so quite unfortunately, i was tied next to that willie person. and i tell u, he was preventing my blood from circulating to my foot, coz he kept pulling at my foot without telling me he was moving on! eeeeeeeee~ he was MEAN okae. then he would laugh when i go eeeeeeeee. *pouts* such a misfortune. lame person. shouldnt care about him. next was treasure hunt! whee~ and we were given 30 minutes. and our first clue was... weird. it said "ruan3 lu4", which is, er, soft road? hahas. so we gave up and asked for the clue. and we had to sing a song, nursery rhymes excluded. so... we sang the natioanl anthem! wahahas~ but those two lame ppl sang horribly on purpose -.-''' after singing a bit only, they were lyk," okae! okae! give u the clue lah." hahas. so they told us to substitute each word with a word of the same meaning. then clever huixian (or was it zona?) thought up the answer! it was "rou2 dao4"! whee~ then the rest were easy. and we finally got all four clue cards, then the last card was supposed to be somewhere at the bomb shelter... but we couldnt find it! then it turned out to be ON the bomb shelter! wahahas. then i was holding the clue cards, and the boys started running at top speed. so i was lyk," hello? what you run so fast for? the clue cards are with me!" then that willie idiot was lyk, then u run faster lah! er, hello?! i cant run THAT fast -.-''' okae, so anyway, we still ended up to be the fourth team, so our forfeit was to eat a LIME. eew. and huixian was lyk," how to eat?!" the lime was so sour, and the skin was bitter (i didnt eat the skin... i just bit it coz i couldnt peel the lime). then they took pictures of us. hahas. but we didnt haf the worst forfeits. the fifth team had to put ice in their tucked in T-shirts. haha. must be a horrible feeling. then the last team had to send a girl and a boy representative. the girl had to wear a HCI uniform, which wasnt too bad, and the boy had to wear a ny uniform! haha. that guy looked so... weird. hahas. then it was xiaozu. i was in the most perplexed situation, but luckily danhong taught me zhong yuan luo gu. okies so anyway chenyang keep asking me the gongfas, which i was totally clueless about. so i was just... blur. lyk i was there with that 0.0 *blink* look. then jiada came and he was lyk," huh! ni ye shi er hu de ah?" haha so funny. then i was going to play with samantha, and he started to da pai zi. and it was so damn fast O.o haha. so i managed to sort of learn the whole song. then it was lunch. i was really glad, coz i went from hungry to very hungry to starving and then back to not hungry. weird rite? hahas. the chicken was quite nice, but the gravy on the rice tasted weird. dunno wad it is. haha. later during dazu i realised the pai zi was so fast! eeks~ and i could barely keep up. esp at the ending part. so i kept looking at danhong, who was sitting next to me. poor hannah was the only gaohuer. haha. then wenqi came back! and she hugged maureen! so cute! then chenyang was lyk," who's that?" so i was very -.-''' haha. my parents went to a wedding dinner. okies, where did i stop? oh yes. dazu. then wenqi was trying to da pai zi for danhong. haha. yupps. and xiaole and jasline and the other sec 4s came back! whee~ but xiaole was not wearing her "senior" T-shirt. apparently she couldnt find it. hahas. so dazu was, um, QUITE alright, coz i managed to play most of the song. and we were lyk trapped in a gigantic sauna -.-''' it was SO freakin hot! but it was coz there was construction. haixx. so the aircon only switched on at lyk 15 minutes before we left. then we played yonghui and adeline's game! someone was supposed to toss a coin to see the difficulty level, then the three groups must follow the instructions and the first one to complete it gets the question. there was quite a lot of HMP questions, and some were pretty hard, lyk wad's the composer of some song, and one question we got was wad wa the instrument above strings in a conductor's zongpu. haha. we didnt get it right of course. then we got a difficulty level 1 question! haha so easy. yonghui was saying in this very sian tone," what HCI's ch..." and the few of us at the front were lyk,"mo4 li4 hua1!" hahas. then we played this other game, where we start with 10 points, and we place a bet of maximum 75% of the total points we have. the objective is to have as little marks as possible, and in order to do that, we haf to guess the song played. so we only got 1 right. which was sai4 ma3, and i was the one who guessed it! whee~ hahas lame. so i was saying, the group A ppl are very lucky. once they step into the MPH, they haf aircon. so we were stranded outside! eeks~ it was so hot. so bad. tsktsk. haha. then we played zhong yuan luo gu. okies i was sort of better than during dazu... but still lousy. haha. then before they briefed us on the mass games shawn told us a lame and dirty joke, a lamer and dirtier joke, the lamest and dirtiest joke and a corny and dirty joke. which is basically sth to do with a horse/ horses/ somebody breaking their leg and falling int oa mud pool. wahahas. then it was mass games! so funny. dunno wad chang e hou yi then throw the yue bing and dunno wad. heehee. which was basically water bombs. whee! i didnt throw any, but got wet anyway. i was quite dry, then yonghui came along with a bucket of water and SPLASHED it over me! hahas. to i got pretty wet. then that spasticated idiot willie threw water bombs at me three times. it hit me so hard! and the place he hit me on my back hurt for five whole minutes! oww. not exaggerating lorh. *pouts* i'd bash him into rou4 jiang4 if i knew karate. so i realised that i forgot to bring extra shorts! eeeeee. but luckily liying had extra and she lent them to me. then wenqi told us the xiao bai cai story! hahaha. so funny. and she taught us the san3 shi2 li3 pu4 xiaole song, and part of the xing kong xiaole song. hahas. so funny. then it was dinner time! but i wasnt hungry. haha. the forks ran out and i had to use a spoon and knife to eat. the fish was so hard and shirlyn was lyk jabbing at it furiously. so funny. then i realised it would be easier to eat by cutting slanted. then we assembled for the prize giving ceremony. we actually won the performance thingy! haha. i was lyk so wu3 yin1 bu4 quan2. then the comm members put up a skit. so funny. there was chang e, acted by this guy dunno wad's his name, and there was hou yi and yu tu. and the yu tu a bit guai4 guai4 de. keep saying what's up doc. haha. then yonghui was a tree! haha so funny. and she was lyk," eh, this rabbit very smelly eh." HAHA so funny! ok so in the end i dunno wad happen and i think the yu tu was struck by lightning. wahahas. okies going to sleep now buhbyes! :))
limqing :))
Unidentified 2:15 PM
Friday, September 02, 2005
yesterday was teachers' day celebration! the sec 4s put up a great show. 402 performed this song in the tune of xi shui chang liu, and they used a black cloth and white gloves to form pictures. the lyrics of the song were damn funny. it started by saying the girl had a dream to be a teacher when she grew up. but... she found out it was not as simple as she thought. there was lots of funny stuff in the song about different subjects. but the funniest one (and the only one i rmb) is the "maths de shi hou wo men stone" or sth in that context. then the two girls at the front act out the stoning. HAHA. it was so funny. then another class wrote a ice kachang song! the lyrics went something lyk the guy writing the song was saying he knew that his girlfriend (which he referred to as "you") was hinting him that he was too boring. but he said, it was not that he was stupid, it was jus coz his brain sometimes not working. so he used his brain to write this little bit: you are my ice kachang, my favourite dessert in this tropical desert heat; then sth about "someone i want to eat," and "honeydew sago" HAHA. it was really cool! then another item was about the other side of teachers. it was also quite funny ^^ then mr lim acted as a mouse who wanted to win the heart of a girl mouse and e started singing lao shu ai da mi. HAHAHAHAHAHA it was funny. after dimissal, i went back to nyps! i went with yisheng, sarah, samantha, rensyn, elaine and melanie. we bought bubble tea and i saw some ex-nyps guys in the gaming centre. then we were looking for rensyn and co. coz we lost them. we found jeanhui, vienna and lieting in the bball court playing bball with kuanhe, kairen, dixon and some other ppl. we jus said hi. wonder if they had found all the teachers already. we met sixuan outside the staff room. then we saw dear mrs tham! she was still in a great hurry. but she seemed quite glad to see us. i commented she was still skinny. she said," hey! you are even skinnier than me! how can you say that! the skinny shouldnt say that to the skinny. it should come from someone... fat" then she cleared her throat and looked at sixuan. she's a bit chubby. then we were lyk HAHA *coughcough* then she said she had to hurry to her class before they killed each other fighting "till death we part" she quoted. haha ^^ then we were heading towards the stairs when i saw dear sherry! so i gave her a big hug and she asked if jess came. then hannah, who beside her, *clears throat* and said," notice, she's in my school. MY school," hahas. then sherry was lyk,"so? SO?" hahas. i jus went," ah... i'm out of this!" and escaped. heehee ^^ then me and yisheng went to find linlaoshi at the old building, but she wasnt there. so we looked around the classrooms, and i saw ms chong. i said hi to her and went off coz i was trying to find linlaoshi. but also coz there was this irritating boy in her class who told me not to come in. smartass. should haf stayed to talk to ms chong. so anyway, we toured the whole place and coulnt find any teacher we wanted to find. then we met my bro and he told us ms jung was in 4D. we din see her! on the way i saw wanglaoshi and we stopped to talk for a while. then we found ms jung and we talked to her for quite a long time. she asked about our CCAs, school life, results, the other 6J peeps who din come and even about whether we had tuition!. she's still as nice as ever! ^^ and she has an incredible memory. she rmbs all of our subject teachers and her other students' subject teachers! coz there were two students in sec 3 who came to find her when we were there. one was in nanyang but she opted for njc last year. the she asked ms jung if she rmbs their names. ms jung was lyk, of course! then she said the girl's name almost immediately (her name was michelle) and then she tried to rmb the guy's name, and she was lyk, er, er... then she rmb one word. then she was lyk, is it ur surname or part of ur name? and the guy was lyk shuai1 dao3. then ms jung finally rmb his chinese name. then they were lyk wOw and ms jung told us that liang lao shi was their form teacher for 2 years in a row. and they were lyk O.O *blink* u still rmb?! and ms jung was lyk, of course! ;) then we found mrs sng in 6I. apparently her students were playing some game and she was getting saboed. she was daoing us! how could she!*sobs* haha. and we met michelle and the guy again(i dun rmb his name).michelle asked mrs sng if she rmb their names. mrs sng named her almost immediately but she was lyk, er, er... when it came to the guy. wahahas. but she couldnt really rmb his name, so michelle hinted her and she rmb. then mrs sng showed us a book 6I gave her for teachers day, something "she could keep". then i commented that all they say is "thank you so much!", "you have been a great teacher" etc. i mean yes, it comes from the heart, but it is repeated so often. then mrs sng said, is it? and she flippeed to a page and asked me to read it. then she say that i cannot tell them she let me read it. that page was written by a girl called natalie goh. she actually admitted that she thought she wouldnt enjoy mrs sng's lessons at first, but she found out that mrs sng was nice and would help them solve their problems. i was lyk o.O this REALLY comes from the heart. haha. then we still couldnt find linlaoshi. we were just cracking our brains when we saw ms kok! (according to my bro she was officially mrs tan now) we said hi and asked her if she knew where linlaoshi was. she was in a hurry and told us she should be in the old building or we could ask the GO staff. then they said she was in 3D. on the way i met jess. apparently she jus saw mrs loo talking to some 6H ppl, so she left quickly. then 3D was having PE! then we were walking past 3F when we found her finally!!!! woots~ haha. then linlaoshi asked us about our school now, and our results. but she couldnt talk for long coz she had to continue teaching her class. then when me and yisheng were about to leave, jiawen and rachel walked otut from between two school buses. haha. they had found all the teachers and went out to eat, and came back again (rachel was lugged back by jiawen. hahas ^^) so i walked home. okies, this is such a long entry. haf to go. bye! ^^
`limqingg :))
Unidentified 2:30 AM
